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How people treat you is their karma.

43 minutes ago

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor:
Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people:
*raises hand*
Professor:
Who plans on never getting married?
Me:
*raises hand*
Professor:
*points me out* why?
Me:
It's illegal.
Professor:
touche.

54 minutes ago

I made a peanut butter and banana smoothie and its the nastiest thing I’ve ever tasted!

4 hours ago

punk-roque:

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

(via milkovicho)

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